haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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