I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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