jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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