He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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