You're completely useless in the revolution.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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