I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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