an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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