oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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