can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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