so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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