? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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