woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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