all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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