I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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