What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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