But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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