I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Someone shattered a urinal.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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