If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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