Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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