is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
She's the barista slut.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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