She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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