When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Your tits are I can't wait for
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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