Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
they're like a gay fantastic four
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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