i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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