I wish i was in the wii world.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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