Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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