its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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