is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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