hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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