i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Randomize
