I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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