New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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