"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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