She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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