I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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