well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
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I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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