I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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