we're blogging at a bar
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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