quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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