I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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