Joe is yelling at the trees again.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
You have to summon your inner elephant
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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