ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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