Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I just want nice things and good sex
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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