i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
dude. I can hear the air.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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