I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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