Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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