He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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