We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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