He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
porn star boner night. come get it.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
