Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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