Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she peed on how many people?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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