i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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